I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
this is my new favourite gif
i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real
still laughing about it 3 hours later